Monday, May 12, 2014
Mom in training
1. Don't ever start any project with the kids you aren't prepared to finish and clean up yourself
2. Don't ever adopt any pet that you don't want to be your own
3. Never stop saying I love you
4. Don't forget to stop and really listen to your kids
5. Don't get your feelings hurt when you try new recipes
6. Counting to 10, 50 or 100 doesn't always work, when in doubt move to wine
7. Always bring a change of clothes... for everyone
8. Pack snacks, no matter how short your trip is, seat belts always cause hunger pains
9. When things are too quiet something is usually wrong
10. Make time for yourself
I am certain that child rearing is the most exhausting and rewarding experience in human existence. It surprises me that there really is no formal training for this task. You have to practice and test for so many things in life: driver's license, school, degree, work, CPR. You need a license to own a pet, get married, practice medicine, law, accounting even sell real estate. Yet you don't need more than functioning ovaries to become a mom. There is no test, no training, no instructions and no follow ups. You are basically winging it from the day they place that baby in your arms at the hospital to the day... you take your last breath? Sometimes I laugh at the way we raised the first one, so far so good, but seriously the first one is like a guinea pig. Lucky enough to be surrounded by other humans who would say, "I don't think she should eat that yet" or "that looks a lot like chicken pox". If it weren't for these albeit sometimes annoying words of wisdom who knows if the first one would have even made it to age 5. But she thrived and lucky for me is now old enough to help me with the other two. Such a protective big sister, I jokingly tell her I know she will never let me keep her future children because I am just too much of a laid back mom. I am comfortable letting my kids explore, sometimes they get dirty, sometimes they get bug bites, sometimes they fall down. And sometimes they discover a killdeer nest in their very own backyard, sometimes they fall down and learn how to get up, sometimes they learn to swing all by themselves and every time they share their new experience with excitement and smiles. Ah yes, these are the little wonders that make it all worth the stretch marks, wrinkles, sleepless nights, grown out hair color and hang nails. The big hugs from tiny people, the "I missed you" and "I love you
", the best for me of course is the "that is really cool" and "you need to make that again". These moments beat out all the likes on FB, Instagram & twitter; being cool to your kids is so much better than being cool to your social media friends. Even knowing that in a few short moments your next "No" will turn you immediately into the worst villain from any Disney movie. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, Chardonnay.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
T-Shirts
Thursday, March 11, 2010
An Owl named Pinky
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Soccer Day is Finally Here!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
More Valentine's Fun
Monday, February 8, 2010
Getting ready for Valentine's Day
Audrey and I spent the weekend, making her valentines for her friends at school and the neighboorhood. We started by making recycled crayons into hearts. We found a great Hello Kitty card on line and added a few decorative touches. Audrey signed all her cards and we attached the hearts with double-sided foam tape. Super cute and the crayons color great!
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Photos at TWU
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Audrey says...
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Tweens
Friday, August 28, 2009
Back to School
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Adventures of a Preschooler
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Sugar and Spice
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sisters
Monday, July 6, 2009
Sewing 101
Saturday, July 4, 2009
FASHION CAMP
Thursday, June 18, 2009
A Day in the Life of Audrey
They say that every child is different and that couldn't be more true than with my girls. Audrey at the age of four and 1/2 definitely has a mind of her own. On an average day Audrey probably changes her clothes about 15-20 times during the day. Nothing is required to match in color or in season. Flip flops can be worn with sweaters and boots with tank tops. One item of clothing must be pink. All outfits require accessories, hair clips and/or headbands, a purse, bracelet and probably a necklace preferably made of plastic. Next she will need to apply lip gloss or chap stick but probably both. It is important that the application process takes at least two minutes of circling the lips until they are properly coated. After lip gloss is applied she may ask, "Momma do I look pretty" and then "I need some gum" The gum chewing activity is usually the systematic chewing of several pieces until the flavor is gone and spitting them in the trash. Audrey never ask for meals, just 'snacks' if we walk near the kitchen she needs a 'snack' If it is bedtime that 'snack' is inevitably going to be an apple. Other daily activities usually include going to visit Brandi and family and at least one painting, coloring or paper cutting project. All projects are choreographed to music provided by Audrey. (currently singing "Sha lah lah lah lah lah, kissed a girl...) Our newest form of entertainment is taking a shower. Once in the shower it is important that she come out at least twice, once to ask which bottle is shampoo and once to ask which bottle is conditioner. The entire event involves singing. After said shower, she will brush her hair and pick out her pajamas either to look like mine or Bailey's current attire. Next she will decide it is time to 'snuggle' with the puppy Delilah, whether Delilah likes it or not. If the moon is in the right position she will decide to clean her own room without prompting which is only dirty because of the day's previous 14 outfits are strewn about her floor. When she is tired she will want me to hold her and if I rub her back just long enough or as she says "scratch my owies" she will probably fall asleep. I love you Audrey!







